Geek talk
Once a boy was walking alone in the road.Suddenly a stranger
called him.The boy looked back and tell him you looked like an unknown device
for me.What is your package number and where is your server ??
Are you a bot ?
Then the stranger replied-Why are you not responding ?Is your
data transfer slow?I am coming from far
away by routing different routers.
The boy said –You looks like a threat.You are blocked!!!
Before computer era
In the ancient time we know the word like
In the ancient time we know the word like
-Memory was something that you lost
-A program was a TV show
-A cursor used profanity
-A keyboard was a piano
-A virus was a flu
-A CD was a blank account
-A virus was a flu
-A hard drive was a long trip on the road
-A mouse pad where a mouse lived
-“Monitor”(to watch someone) was used by police
-RAM was used as a alcohol
Lots more :P
Three professional
A project manager, hardware engineer
and software engineer were in a car heading down a hill when the brakes failed.
The driver managed to get it stopped by using the gears and a convenient dirt
track.
All three jumped out and after peering under the car the hardware engineer said, "I see what the problem is and with this handy roll of duct tape I think I can fix it good enough to get us to the next town". The project manager quickly interrupted, "No, no, no. Before we do anything we need to decide on a vision for our future, figure out a plan and assign individual deliverable". At which point the software engineer said, "You know what, I think we should push the car back up to the top of the hill and see if it happens again".
All three jumped out and after peering under the car the hardware engineer said, "I see what the problem is and with this handy roll of duct tape I think I can fix it good enough to get us to the next town". The project manager quickly interrupted, "No, no, no. Before we do anything we need to decide on a vision for our future, figure out a plan and assign individual deliverable". At which point the software engineer said, "You know what, I think we should push the car back up to the top of the hill and see if it happens again".
Printer
A woman called tech support and said
her computer couldn't find the printer. The tech asked, "Are you working
under windows?" The woman replied "no I'm near the door but the guy
in the next cubical is working under a window and his printer works fine."
Password
A new employee calls the Help desk
to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the
usual caps-lock problem.
"The problem is that whenever I
type the password, it just shows stars," she says.
"Those asterisks are to protect
you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing
behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."
"Yeah," she says,
"but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."
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